Six pearls of wisdom to remember

Six pearls of wisdom to
remember:
1. Money can't buy happiness but
its more
comfortable to cry in a BMW than
on a
cycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but
remember the
bastard's name.
3. Help a man when he is in
trouble and he
will remember you when he is in
trouble
again.
4. Many people are alive only
because it's
illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any
problem neither
does milk.
6. Smoking kills but if you don't
smoke it
doesn't mean you'll never die.